dinaxomg:

I reblog this every Halloween

dinaxomg:

I reblog this every Halloween

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@10 hours ago with 203432 notes
b00tyl0rd:

fuckitchuckitfootball:

Best show ever

pfft, this show was something 

I have the Christmas special of this show taped on VHS after a showing of Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer. We watch it every year.

b00tyl0rd:

fuckitchuckitfootball:

Best show ever

pfft, this show was something 

I have the Christmas special of this show taped on VHS after a showing of Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer. We watch it every year.

@3 days ago with 6541 notes
#it's so strange though... 

Anonymous said: Where are you watching Hoje Eu Quero Voltar Sozinho (the way he looks)!? Does it have English subtitles? Can you share the link? I loved the short and was excited for them when they announced it would become a full length movie.

pocketlass:

Absolutely!!!!! The film is wonderful and I’d love to buy it if it comes out in my region with English subs, but for now! Here’s how to watch it with English subtitles!

Okay, so I prefer to download rather than stream, so apologies if you were hoping for a stream link. (But on the flip side, I’m not sure if a stream with english hardsubs included even exists, so…)

Step One!

Do you have VLC Player? If not, download it! It’s free and a nifty player for syncing up different audio/subtitle tracks, and you’ll probably end up using it in the future anyway! Most importantly, this is the only player that’ll sync up the subtitle track for the film! Go download/install it and come back here when you’re done!

Step Two!

Movie time! And I used torrents, so…the most important thing is that you download this file: “The.Way.He.Looks.[Hoje.Eu.Quero.Voltar.Sozinho].2014.WEBRip.x264.HORiZON-ArtSubs”. It is 1.62 GB, .mkv. Use whatever torrent site you prefer, it’ll probably pop up. I used TPB, and this seems to be the same file if you want a specific download link. The reason why I emphasize that you need this file is that I know that it syncs up with the subtitle track that I downloaded.

Oh, to download torrents you need a torrent downloader. I use uTorrent.

Step Three!

Download the subtitles here! I have no idea if this will work with a different movie file; you can try it, but it probably won’t sync up well. It is 80 KB, .srt, and the file name should be the same as the movie file I listed up above.

If the link dies or vanishes for some reason, send me an email address and I’ll get the .srt file to you. You’re on your own for the movie file, but I get the feeling that that’s the part that’s easier to find, anyway.

Step Four!

Make sure the .mkv and .srt files are both on your computer, and open the .mkv with VLC Player! If you have the .mkv and .srt files in the same folder, VLC will automatically import the subtitle track. If you have them in separate folders, then you have to import it yourself like so:

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Just select “Add Subtitle File,” right above what I highlighted, and then navigate to wherever the .srt file is. Or you could just pop the two files into the same folder and save yourself a(n easy, but extra) step.

Step Five!

Watch the movie! And try not to squeal, “Oh, Leoooooo" 90% of the time. (You will fail, but that’s okay.) 

Once again, I apologize if you were hoping for a stream link, but I’m not sure if one with English subs exists yet. (If anyone knows of one, let me know and I’ll put a link in here!)

@4 days ago with 94 notes
#it worksss #bless 

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@4 days ago with 1036 notes
#aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh #full length movie of the best short ever!!! #Hoje Eu Quero Voltar Sozinho 

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@5 days ago with 1253 notes
#the watch tho #so cooooool 

nonlinear-nonsubjective:

no i dont want to be a billionaire to live a lavish lifestyle i want to be a billionaire to be financially secure and have enough money to give people things and support charities and fund kickstarters and leave hundred dollar tips

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@3 days ago with 71357 notes
#dream of dreams 

*Pained screaming*

@3 days ago with 6 notes
#fanfic #fanfiction #why me 
it-goes-both-ways:

ikazed:

sofeduprightnow:

kiran4equality:

Most brilliant anti-feminist quote I have read to date.

And it’s from Christina Sommers, a feminist who has said again and again how she hates what feminism has become.

I actually tweeted her that this tweet is making its rounds on Tumblr, and she retweeted. She thoroughly knows we praise her.

The anti-feminist feminist.

it-goes-both-ways:

ikazed:

sofeduprightnow:

kiran4equality:

Most brilliant anti-feminist quote I have read to date.

And it’s from Christina Sommers, a feminist who has said again and again how she hates what feminism has become.

I actually tweeted her that this tweet is making its rounds on Tumblr, and she retweeted. She thoroughly knows we praise her.

The anti-feminist feminist.

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@4 days ago with 6286 notes

solarsenpai:

I’m one of those nerds that’s too broke to afford video games but still knows everything about them because I like to read and look at walkthroughs

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@5 days ago with 31 notes
#yea 

siryouarebeingmocked:

sjwstupidity:

z-is-the-best-letter:

sjwstupidity:

In light of a new California bill that requires ongoing consent throughout any act of sex on college campuses, Dave Chappelle’s suggestion from a decade ago is more relevant than ever.  Did a girl start sucking your dick without saying “Yes, I want to suck your dick.”?  Better get that signature before you get them cuffs.  Did a girl hop on your dick while you were half passed out drunk and start riding you without an exchange of verbal consent?  Better push that bitch off and grab the Love Contract before you nut.

Because it’s only rape if the woman’s drunk, and if you were fucked up ain’t nobody gonna believe your drunk ass’ story that she initiated sex with you.  So better safe than sorry, get her consent in writing.

So… the US Department of Education is being classified as “social justice warriors” now?

Gee, it sure is hard to read in this day and age.  I mean, a look at the bill itself shows that it is in no way gender-biased.  There’s even this line in the very first section of the bill: “It is the responsibility of each person involved in the sexual activity to ensure that he or she has the affirmative consent of the other or others to engage in the sexual activity.”

Note the "he or she" in there. Note how anyone could accuse anyone else.  Yes, a girl could accuse a guy.  A guy could also accuse a girl.  A girl could accuse another girl.  Do I need to keep going here?  It even states “others” in the case of a freakin’ orgy.

Stop making things a gendered issue when they’re NOT.

Good point, we shouldn’t make things a gendered issue.  Which is exactly why the rape hysteria needs to fucking end, and things like this bill need to die.  Because the pronouns in the bill don’t fucking matter!

Even before this bill, it’s always the men and boys who get expelled for sexual misconduct even if no sexual misconduct actually happened.  It’s always men and boys who have their futures snatched away even if the girl doesn’t claim to have been raped, but if the college thinks rape took place.  It’s never girls being charged with rape, it’s never girls getting expelled for rape, it’s never girls being expected to obtain consent.

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So the pronouns on the bill are fucking irrelevant when we live in a culture where people automatically assign genders to the role of rapist and victim themselves.  It’s not a gendered issue because I want it to be, it’s a gendered issue because feminism has made it so that society thinks women cannot be rapists.  Because the Department of Justice and the CDC consider a woman raping a man “sexual assault.”  Because requiring “ongoing consent at each stage” is just a cheap way of making it easier to find people guilty of rape whether they did it or not.  ”Did he ask for consent before you started making out?” “Yes” “Did he ask for consent before penetration?” “Well, no, but that’s because—” “No further questions, the council has made a decision!” “But I was the one who initiated!” “He didn’t get consent. Guilty!”

>implying that SJW Stupidity has to be limited to discussing SJWS
»implying they don’t talk about non SJWs all the time

I’ve also noticed how feminist statements about “enthusiastic consent” are usually non-gendered, despite the fact that the movement otherwise treats rape near-exclusively as M>F.

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@5 days ago with 1008 notes