Your follower count is what Pokémon you are. What kind of Pokémon are you?

balgruufthegreater:

konpozaa:

ryuredwingsreturn:

silentcartoon:

wyvernsdreams:

If your count is higher than 719, then divide by 2 until you reach the first number to land in the 1 - 719 range and round up!

I’m currently a Treecko.

FEAR ME. THE MIGHTY ENTEI.

RAWR MOTHER FUCKAHS.

….I’m a Shellos.

BRAIXEN!!! Cutie fire fox aw yiss

I’m a Milotic :D

Tirtouga!!!

@13 hours ago with 17432 notes
#of course im a turtle #uwu 

replace every vowel in your url with “ub”

hana-hisaishi:

rantmuffin:

rubntmubffubn

hubnub-hubsububshub

I feel adorable with this name

ubffubbublububs

(Source: triwizarded, via dingdongyouarewrong)

@1 day ago with 77816 notes

plebcomics:

the patriarchy comes in many forms!!!!!!

Lol yeah I got my hair cut today and the other stylist was able to cut 3 guys hair while I was getting mine done…

(via commanderabutt)

@1 day ago with 986 notes
@2 days ago with 58 notes

princeowl:

really sick of seeing so much hate directed towards the police on here. look, we get it, you prefer sting’s solo work, i like it too alright? that doesnt mean ‘every little thing she does is magic’ and ‘can’t stand losing you’ arent awesome jams. ‘roxanne’ and ‘don’t stand so close to me’ are classic, don’t even get me started on ‘spirits in the material world’. just stop ok? 

(via samoubica)

@3 days ago with 51012 notes

buckoftheirish:

tumbledore-:

gohomemccall:

my dad is a senior software engineer at Google
this is his work laptop

image

he takes it to company meetings

I’ve been told he has received many compliments

Marry him.

did
did you read the post

(Source: nbhcannibal, via factualwiley)

@23 hours ago with 413605 notes
mr-cappadocia:

kasenova:

mr-cappadocia:

Under scrutiny from people asking her to show pictures of the supposed ‘sexual harassment’ Anita received, she responds with this. This is clearly a fake. 
The last tweet is listed as 12 seconds ago
She is not logged in
These tweets and the account are now deleted dispute how quickly she seemed to know this guy was posting
Default profile picture
What kind of person harasses somebody like that under their real name? You would have to be really dumb to do that. 
She didn’t call the police or even remotley open in investigation dispite this person ‘supposedly’ knowing her parents address.
This is absolutly inexcusable, and needs to be talked about. 

i think it’s also important to note that she posted this immediately after asking for donations. not shady at all.

No, here’s what’s important.
Anita had to believe her own feminist fan base was dumb as fuck.
And she had to be right.
Once you grasp those two things all of this suddenly feels much much more frightening.

mr-cappadocia:

kasenova:

mr-cappadocia:

Under scrutiny from people asking her to show pictures of the supposed ‘sexual harassment’ Anita received, she responds with this. This is clearly a fake. 

  • The last tweet is listed as 12 seconds ago
  • She is not logged in
  • These tweets and the account are now deleted dispute how quickly she seemed to know this guy was posting
  • Default profile picture
  • What kind of person harasses somebody like that under their real name? You would have to be really dumb to do that. 
  • She didn’t call the police or even remotley open in investigation dispite this person ‘supposedly’ knowing her parents address.

This is absolutly inexcusable, and needs to be talked about. 

i think it’s also important to note that she posted this immediately after asking for donations. not shady at all.

No, here’s what’s important.

  1. Anita had to believe her own feminist fan base was dumb as fuck.
  2. And she had to be right.

Once you grasp those two things all of this suddenly feels much much more frightening.

(via anti-feminism-pro-equality)

@1 day ago with 1363 notes
@1 day ago with 136235 notes
plightofthevalkyries:

amischiefofmice:

PRAISE BE

When I worked at a fast food restaurant, I did a social experiment.
One day, I asked “do you want a girl toy or a boy toy?” No one went against gender roles.
The next day, it was “do you want a doll toy or a car toy?” Boys got dolls. Girls got cars.
Vocabulary is important.

plightofthevalkyries:

amischiefofmice:

PRAISE BE

When I worked at a fast food restaurant, I did a social experiment.

One day, I asked “do you want a girl toy or a boy toy?” No one went against gender roles.

The next day, it was “do you want a doll toy or a car toy?” Boys got dolls. Girls got cars.

Vocabulary is important.

(Source: puriparadise, via captclockwork)

@2 days ago with 211253 notes
#ive rebloggged this before #but seriously it should be this way everywhere 
ahahagerman:

made a small mistake on his German exam.

ahahagerman:

made a small mistake on his German exam.

(via ah-raybeam)

@3 days ago with 49729 notes